Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Votes:	4004
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3217	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Emeralds Found:	9957
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

n6.csrv.pl:14834

Freeside MC

Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	755512	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

play.freesidemc.com

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

mc.tiki-craft.com

Independent Gaming Group

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Votes:	4469	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

New Vanilla Minecraft server up! Hey, we have a new Vanilla Minecraft server up. If you enjoy Minecraft – survivel, creative ore even pvp. Then this is perfect for you.

The server features, survival, creative and a Mining world. We have made separate permissions for the different worlds, which mean you have different commands in different worlds, as well as separate inventories. We also have protection plugins for chest doors and so on, for you to keep your stuff safe. In addition we have concluded to construct a mining world, were our plugin “Mcmmo” gives you a chance to getting double drops in woodcutting, herbalism and ore-mining, also applies for nether (level progression in the adjacent skill is required to get a higher percentage of double drop). Regeneration of the end happens every 12 hours, so people have a chance to kill and/or collect dragon eggs.

Minecraft Server Ip: eu.igghq.com

Currently working on: – Skyblock: For those of you who don’t know what Skyblock is. – Skyblock is a world where you only get limited amount of items, on a flouting island. You’re purpose is to expand it, as well as expanding you’re resources. Skyblock is a cool feature which is really fun to play with friends, and try and progress/survive with the limited amount of resources you have. You can also compete with other players in Skyblock, threw its ranking system. Skyblock in current on the to do list so we will try and get it up as fast as we can.

eu.igghq.com

Dantorian Space Race

PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Crops Grown:	4046	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: 23.95.30.228:25565

Welcome to the SPACE RACE! We are running Micdoodle8s Galacticraft 3 on Minecraft 1.7.2! We offer a PVP/Grief/Raid experience, while you build up to go to the MOON, MARS, and the -=NEW=- ASTEROID Dimensions! We have a shop system that operates off of EXP Levels! Come join and HAVE FUN! =============================================================== GC3 Download : http://micdoodle8.com/mods/galacticraft/downloads (Download the 3 RED mods)

FML Download: http://adf.ly/673885/http://files.minecraftforge.net/maven/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.7.2-10.12.2.1147/forge-1.7.2-10.12.2.1147-installer.jar =============================================================== You MUST be running Forge Version 10.12.2.1147 for the mod to work properly

Alternative: download the modpack with everything on it here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/details/dantorian-server-modpack.440024

23.95.30.228

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Farms Harvested:	439

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

185.57.188.180

PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	7406
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

A server Powered By Awesome.

play.AwesomePowered.net

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

216.172.106.213

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Animals Bred:	72
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

alluminus.net

CinemaPrison

Prison

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

CinemaPrison.com

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Emeralds Found:	6869
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

mc.tinysmp.net

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

mc.darkspin.com

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Votes:	1041	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

warriorrealms.com

Prison Point

Prison

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

prisonpoint.mcpro.co

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ores Mined:	3051
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

play.thegrotto.gg