Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

The Medieval Norway

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	2

The Medieval Norway

85.236.107.33:31965

Texyk

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3643
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Crops Grown:	6498	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Texyk is a brand new PVP survival server with a wonderful, friendly community that’s constantly growing. We strive to make this server feel welcoming and continuously improve the experience our players get by maintaining a well balanced environment with a broad list of plugins including: -mcMMo -Factions -Jobs -And more! This server will also be hosting a few mini games for our players to get their minds off of survival. Parkour, spleef, and mob arena are just to list a few of many great mini games to come!

There will also be staff opportunities so better get to joining this server quick because you’re going to have to earn our trust 🙂

Please come join our community! We hope you’ll love it here!

play.texyk.net

FusionPrison

Parkour, PvP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1925
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

FusionPrison

119.252.191.153

Becto

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimension Hops:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Becto.net is an unique network.

You will find custom mobs and boss monsters, and a lot of content you have never seen before on any other server. Try it out today!

play.becto.net

Original Sky Block

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6156	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39

A Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock. Make a skyblock and have friends join and build on it. Original skyblock has an amazing player economy where players can trade with one another or make shops.

Connect with the ip: Originalsb.com

Originalsb.com

Zion holt

Creative, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Awesome server as long as you don’t kill people That’s messed up

YOLOMINECRAFT.COM

New Beginnings Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	210	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3738
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

198.27.67.66

Bosscraft Survival

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Towns Built:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

We’re a 1.7 hard-mode survival server focused on providing players with a variety of fun options in which to play Minecraft. We uphold a strong and friendly community, and would like to keep it that way.

Check out the website for more server info! http://bosscraft.enjin.com/home

bc.mcserver.ws

The FruitsCraft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7079
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

The Fruitscraft is about having fun, respect other people, and build cities with each other. but not everyone is friendly so there would be bandits.. we might use protected areas for some people but we have not that many staff to care all about that. the server is still in beta there would be bugs and dont exploit it if u tell a staff u would get a reward. Well see you soon! have fun!

play.fruitscraft.nl

SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

play.sixtycraft.info

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

mc.roamc.net

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

192.3.46.94

TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

FTB, PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	5302	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

mc.tehwarriors.net

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	189
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	7772
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

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minecrafters.se

CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

85.214.211.146