Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	4309	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Tri Kraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Tri-Kraft is a friendly new server, you cannot buy ranks. Ranks are earned! We run a Survival-Economy server with anti-griefing measures. The nether is a rule free world for true survival of the fittest play.

162.218.116.179

ColtPVP

Factions, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1023	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

This is a PVP server where somethings are normal can you be the best at PVP if you join today

176.31.115.196:25569

Magnet Craft

Prison

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Animals Bred:	160

There is many different servers within this server! Mainly prison!

when we hit 35 peeps we are doing a Drop Party and a Mine Party!

Come and join the fun! dont miss out.

mc.magnetnetwork.net

Biocraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2766	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Join Biocraft for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 12/28/2011 !!

=== Servers Hosted === Peaceful> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes Creative> Plotme, trails, different sized plots Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat Towny> War events, player shops, low tax Skywars> Custom maps, lag free, different ranks

WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

PLAY.BIO

HeathCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

The HeathCraft Survival Server is dedicated to providing a close vanilla minecraft esque feel. Whether you want to play with friends or are looking for new friends to play with, HeathCraft is where you should look. Our helpful staff team are willing to help you with any of your needs, and to prevent all of your hard earned items and builds from being destroyed, we have grief protection. We look forward to seeing you on!

mc.playsurvival.net

City Prison

Hardcore, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

At city Prison people all around the world come to play with there friends. But make sure the player in the chain armour ask for something you give the warden the item so you dont go to jail. the more money you earn the higher rank you can get. and the higher rank the better ores. Good Luck And Have Fun

server.cityprison.net

EcoVentureCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

EcoVentureCraft is a Survival Economy server running a large handful of plugins, designed to allow many variations of minecraft play styles to be integrated to coincide in simultaneous worlds, allowing for people who enjoy playing and building in an ever-growing in-game environment, You’ll Climb the Ranks based on your own Economic Success

Earn Voting Reward Tokens to trade for Rare Items, Enchants, Repairs, and More!

You can either work the Economy traveling between towns with loads of goods, start up a shop once you’ve reached rank 3: [Merchant] you can create “Trade Signs” so even if you’re offline, you can earn in-game currency!

mark out a claim of land or rent a claim from the server, or even other players! from server towns to player claims, there are many options when deciding if you like the safety of being within Fortress walls, or if a cobblestone cabin among the hostile mobs is more your style. Create a Dedicated Town when you’ve reached rank 5 [King] or [Queen] which can have up-to a 100×100 Region of land Anywhere in the wilderness you choose.

The overall design for EcoVentureCraft was to avoid limiting what you can do in-game based on donating for simple functions, the entire server is and always will be no-cost for normal functionality. With the multitude of ways you can exchange currency with players, your dedication can become highly rewarding for you in-game success!

I would like to Welcome you to Adventure even further into the virtual lands of EcoVentureCraft. “Play out your Destiny!”

162.213.42.184:25669

Empathy

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

23.111.133.74:25745

Foxy Servers

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

FoxyServers.co.uk Is both a survival and Roleplaying server. We have a friendly community so far and hope it stays that way. The time is set in a medieval period, with Kings and Queens, pages and squires, Dukes, Barons, and much more! Any additional questions may be asked directly to the two owners on the server. We look forward to seeing you soon! Cheers.

foxyservers.co.uk

Diablecraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Your ultimate all-round Minecraft server offers: – Enough variety, thanks to several game principles and games – A powerful, self-financed server that promises lag-free gaming fun – Custom-written plugins – All game content is available to everyone – Coordinated ticket system on the website (coming soon) – Multilingual website with clear topics (in progress) – Forum for discussions, suggestions and wishes – English-speaking area in the forum – Well-coordinated and mature team – Pleasant and cohesive community – Protected against griefing and hacking attacks – Server, TS and website are available at all times – Always new features through new plugins and more

lobby.diablecraft.de

general656

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	71	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

If not the best Minecraft Greek server, definitely one of the best Greek Survival servers in Minecraft. Server with all cool features. Mumble voice communication potentials. Only some simple rules belongs to this fabulous Survival Server. Those simples rules are the following: * Flaming/trolling is forbidden * Destroy other players buildings is prohibited too but that’s why we have a special plugin for this * And at the end the obvious common rule that prohibits the advertise other servers. Have a good play!

gameworldmc.nitrado.net

ConspiracyCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393

Welcome to the next generation of Minecraft Survival! Our gameplay is carefully designed alongside our community and always evolving. We love pushing Survival to its limits and trying new things!

Minecraft Version: 1.15.2 (Supports 1.16)

conspiracycraft.us

SwissSMP.ch

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Official server trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PuVrCpIis Watch more trailers: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96E6DDD809DEC2FF

swisssmp.ch

Survival miney

PvE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Survival miney

survival.mineyc.com

AbnormalPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	467
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Epic Minecraft PvP Faction Server With Custom Weapons and Daily Events With Weekly Drop Partys. We respect everyone on the server and we respect you. We Dont Hate We Just Play. Come On

AbnormalPvP.net