Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	104	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

RealTekkit Official

Factions, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

RealTekkit Official Server ! The server is 24/7. We have nice staff in amount of 4. The staff itself tries to survive legit, but we take actions when someone else needs help. We hope u can join us and have fun with us!!

198.12.88.15

thomi100.net

Economy, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magic Items Found:	2964	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Hello! Nice to see you here. I live in Switzerland, which you can obviously tell from my voice, but most of the players on our server come from Germany. I’ve also been programming my own plugins for a few days now, which will probably improve a lot on the server in the next few months! The server is very small, which of course doesn’t mean it’s not good! A very nice community plays on the server, if you don’t always want full rounds the server is perfect for you. But what most players like the most is our Life 2 project. Maybe you know the project back then when you didn’t play it – a project in which you can build freely. Same with us! You can just come to the server and get started straight away. We offer active variety with our game modes, optimized for the size of our server. …and of course, as already introduced, Life 2, Survival Games and Jump and Run’s! Four more separate game modes are being planned. Thomi100.net has a simple structure and was also created for beginners in Minecraft. We value a decent, nice community. We are also working on developing good, custom plugins for the server in order to provide the most performance for the entire server, which of course always reduces lags, the server practically never “lags”.

thomi100.net

Nexus Island

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Votes:	5681	Star Shards Collected:	214

this is a new Faction/PVP server. we are a small comunity.

NexusIsland.Mcserver.ws

MineLevel

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Minecraft Server Version 1.8 to 1.12 Ip: play.minelevel.com Modalities: SurvivalFactions, SkyWars, Rex, and many new things coming soon.

Site: http://www.minelevel.com Store: http://www.minelevel.com/tienda Suitable for all types of players.

play.minelevel.com

Zaoby Luna Network

Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Community server

play.zaoby.co.uk

Path-A-Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: pathacraft.mcserver.ws PATH-A-CRAFT Things we have: Towny McMMO Voting Rewards Survival Creative Endless End Admin Shop

pathacraft.mcserver.ws

CrispyCraft

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Enchantments Applied:	162
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

A minecraft Factions server, with survival and PVP, 24/7.

176.31.21.154

DigCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3460	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Digcraft is a semi-vanilla survival minecraft server. We PVP for loots, you earn money from mobs for shops and towns. You can smelt your salvaged tools/armour. You can bottle your xp before jumping into battle. All things vanilla are enabled.

digcraft.net

CosmicPrison

Prison

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	604575
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

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Hello, my name is Sebastian but you can call me Seb. I am the server owner of CosmicPrison we are an OP Prison Server that love to play with out delightful players. We aren’t a big community but we are only here here to make you happy and enjoy this awesome Game Called Minecraft. We of course have a list of rules and some Very useful and itself Funny Plugins. Hope you enjoy. Your Friend -SEB

cosmicprison.com

Khaos Craft

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Khaos Craft. A new and expanding community. Come check us out today, and find a home for a lifetime!

Our server is freshly started, and rapidly growing. Based on community opinion, we are constantly adding/changing the server. Join today and help build the foundation of what we at Khaos Craft hope will be one of the BEST servers available!

khaos.mcnode.net

X-Craft PvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

– 1 Huge PvP Map – Small Kit Delays (Even For Donators) – Multiple 1v1 Arenas – Unlock Cool Effects To Show Off – Dominate The 1v1 Leaderboard – Dominate The /balancetop Leaderboard – Buy Items with /shop

xcraft.fadehost.com

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

Creative – 48×48 AND 128×128 plots. WorldEdit & VoxelSniper available! “Modded” Survival – SlimeFun, Voter Crates, and Custom Enchantments. Mostly-Vanilla Epic Survival New Skyblock with Nether Islands Prison with Custom Enchantments, OP Picks, and Voter Crates.

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

jabmc.com

CCEU.EU

PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

CCEU.eu

SentinelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

CRACKED || BUNGEE || 24/7 || 1.17/1.18 || SURVIVAL || LAND CLAIM – GRIEF PREVENTION – TOWNY || MCMMO || LWC || ECONOMY || SKYBLOCK || CAVEBLOCK || MOB ARENA || MINIGAMES

The Sentinelcraft Network is a bungee server that was founded in May 2013. It’s been running for over 8 long years and has grown a mature dedicated community and staff. Our rules are also well defined to make your stay enjoyable, friendly and fun! We don’t support griefing, disrespectful behaviour or raiding other players’ bases.

Here at Sentinelcraft we value the community and do many community driven events such as: Roll on wednesday, Trivia on Friday, and many seasonal events for Easter, Year anniversary, Halloween, Christmas and much more! We also have a Stable Economy thanks to player trading!

We also have a set of plugins that will keep you entertained without making things complicated or influencing your vanilla-like experience.

Each gameplay experience is set on a specific world and a specific server for the sake of those who either want to play together in towns, venture off making their own protected claim or simply just want the challenge of Skyblock or Caveblock. You can check our website for more information — http://www.sentinelcraft.net

Besides the regular servers that contain the survival or skyblock game modes we also have a dedicated resource world with custom generation, Flatgrass (Creative only world) and minigames (MobArena, spleef ..)! Hope you join and have fun!

play.sentinelcraft.net

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Villages Defended:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

23.95.30.235