Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Void Armor Forged:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Minecraft Middle Earth

Creative

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4219	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
New Chunks Explored:	902048	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

A community dedicated to building the world of Middle-Earth. It features build projects where everyone can join and compete to show off their building skills. The server is heavily focused on building. Weekly events called Themed Builds are being held, these focus on a particular style or theme.

build.mcmiddleearth.com

ShireCraft

Creative

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	7861	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Hello and Welcome to The ShireCraft thread!

We want to give you an idea of what to expect by picking us as your server to play on, but we do not want to enlighten you with nearly all of the information!

To begin, we are a semi-creative freebuilding server. What this means is, you start in survival, and earn creative upon reaching the specified rank. Freebuilding means, we don’t have those god awful plotme worlds. We love the environment, and believe buildings look better in a natural environment, not shoved in a 40×40 plot, on flat land, right next to a building that doesn’t compliment yours.

To give you a bit more, if you achieve the rank to build in the world freely, if you prove your build is good, and is well-developed, you can get your own /warp and that becomes your OWN region!

We also, want to emphasize that we are a very closely-knit community. We are smaller, and thus, we are a lot more like family than members. We have a grand time talking among one another whilst building until our hearts content.

play.shirecraft.us

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mines Excavated:	2967
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	280	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

mc.eldercraft.de

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

deathlands.mcserver.ws

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

sithalive.no-ip.biz

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Void Armor Forged:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	2935
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

play.zetacraft.net

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

23.94.150.75

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

mc.lindegaard.one

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

cococraft.nuclearfallout.net

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Farms Harvested:	443
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

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66.85.184.34

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	924938
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

claim.justsurvival.net

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

dcs.sytes.net

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	185
Void Armor Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

simple-craft.de:25564

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

play.hollyweed-minecraft.com

Empire of Ordin

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Towns Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to Ordin! We offer a regular Towny server experience with a long living, close community of friends! Join us on or discord for some good times! 🙂

ordin.duckdns.org