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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	258	Dragon Eggs Found:	515
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

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But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Eiserner Orden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	283	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

– Stable server – Teamspeak3-Server – own forum – Dedicated team with experienced players between 14 and 30 years old that needs reinforcements – Vip-System

eisernerorden.de

Craftacia

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

This was founded so that friends from our old server could come together and once again have a blast! I started this new one with the same ideals as the old. We hold true to being friendly and respectful to all players. If however, a player chooses to be ignorant and disrespectful, our staff and Admin will take care of it. We hope that players find the server fun, safe from spammers and griefers. The plugins of the server help to deter griefers, as well as roll their damage back if one were to do so.

192.99.221.226

FayzePvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	9355
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	120
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

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185.28.188.161

Minevolt Network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	224	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

A Unique Towny Server with many fun plugins! Good family server with friendly staff thats always there to help Donation ranks with awesome perks! we have Towny, Jobs, McMMO and awesome stuff that will provide you with an awesome time!

Battle monsters in various MobArenas set up throughout the world, challenge others in open world PvP, Battle others in PvP minigames, ride EnderDragons, Set up Mob-free, PvP-Free Towns with Towny commands, Catch Mobs with Chicken Eggs and turn them into spawn eggs, Catch Mobs with Leashes and Train them to become awesome bodyguards, Create NPCs in your towns, open up Playershops, and MORE! Theres so much to do at MyekaanCraft youll find something new everyday.

All of this crammed into a Survival server, able to access with a Vanilla Minecraft Client!

Hope to see you soon!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, Dynmap, Towny, McMMO, McJobs, InfernalMobs, MobArena, PvPArena, DragonTravel, EchoPet, MyPet, Citizens, Denizen, HyperConomy, MORE

minevolt.net

LoneWolves Network

Factions, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5259

We are a 24/7 Factions and Prison server and strive to be a community that is friendly, competitive, and helpful! With a lot of in-game features new and old, a forum, teamspeak, and more! What are you waiting for? Come join the fun today! IP: lonewolves.net Lonewolves is hosted on a dedicated server, we love being lag free.

lonewolves.net

NewBlockEnvy

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

A 1.8 Minecraft server that has Survival/PVE/Creative Players will receive a simple starter kit. We also have Precious Stones for players to protect their homes.

No griefing. No hacking. Be respectful. Have fun!

167.114.102.176:25593

Quick Network

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	3145
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Quick Network is a small, community based survival server. We wish to grow our community and populate the server. We are very welcoming to all new players! So join today!

66.85.149.210

Paradox Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Paradox Factions is a brand new server with experienced staff. We strive to create the best possible Faction PVP server. We have PVP Tag. Ender Chests are disabled. Kits are used, to ensure loyalty to the server. We are positive you will have an amazing time on this server!

23.94.121.8

World of Starknight | Economy Modern City | MCMMO Economy SMP | Roleplay | Storymode | Quests

Apocalypse, Citybuild, Economy, MCMMO, Plots, Roleplay, Story, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4

The World of Starknight celebrates 11 years!

We started our journey in 2012 on Xbox 360 building a grand city on just a single player world! Since then we have expanded with an economy, stories, quests, survival, and much more!

We offer:

🏢 A vast modern city with a story mode, quests, economy, properties for you to buy, sell, rent, 11 years of lore for you to discover and explore and much more!Our city server uses a custom texture pack consider downloading it here: WOSK Builders Pack

⚔️ MCMMO economy survival with gold shovel claiming system. Rank up as you play and earn rewards such as money and crate keys to enhance your play through, but be wary of other players as pvp is a driving factor!

💡 If you’re a creative builder we’re always looking for people to help us on our projects of building cities and expanding our server, but if you’re just a casual builder we also offer plots for you to go wild!

❗️ Build battles and other mini games coming soon! If you have a suggestion for what we should add to the server add a comment below or reach out to us on discord!

🎮 WOSK is a cross platform server!If you wish to join on bedrock simply add the server in the servers tab if you are on PC or Mobile

Or if you are on consoles add starknight2002 as a friend and find the server in the friends joinable tab

IP: wosk.revivehost.netPort: 2285

We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins! If you’re interested in joining the team reach out to us on discord!

And always remember… Who is Starknight?

wosk.revivehost.net

GlowStoneCity

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Animals Bred:	113	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4280	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to GlowStoneCity. GlowStoneCity is a new server that comes with op factions. PVP and more. Raiding, Greifing and scamming is allowed.

mc.glowstonecity.net

EnderCraftNetwork Events coming soon

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

In a month we will have lots of staff openings and plz dont hack clients or greifing or ban I mean It so plz come we need players so dont ask for staff and we have factions and survival

sithalive.no-ip.biz

BeastFactions

Factions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1655
Players Killed by Monsters:	468	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	287
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

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pvp.beastfactions.net

InfinityCraft

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

We are a new faction Pvp Hardcore Server he have 99.99% of glitches/bugs fixed we had a beta and alpha stage of the server during those stages we chose responsible staff members and players to be beta testers if you have any reports of bugs pm me on my minecraft server i am on most of the day it is a 24/7 server hosted by creeper host we hope to see you soon 🙂 we also have droppartys

infinitycraft.playat.ch

BlueDoves

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Bluedoves is a small, kind and relaxing community with lots of friendly players.

■ Towny Economy! Shops! Warps and homes! ■ Minigames BlockParty! Multiple PVP types! TNTRun! ■ MCMMO ■ Crates!

We utilise the towny plugin with economy and mcmmo to make for a fun, casual experience. we also have dedicated helpers, mods and admin who are always available to assist with any problems you may have. we have an enjin website with an innovative voting reward system and also have donation ranks. We also added a homemade reward system, crates! You can get crates by ranking up, finding them, donating and buying them with vote points.

mc.bluedoves.net

BroCraft Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ores Mined:	924	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Animals Bred:	144
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Welcome to BroCraft Gaming! Here on BroCraft, we offer 4 different gamemodes, tailored to every players’ liking! We feature:

-Factions -Creative -Minigames -Mega-Builds

We have so much more in store on our server, including recurring events (including Minigame Night), so come join us today at brocraftlive.net! ==================================== For more information, visit our social media or our website:

Website: http://brocraftlive.net Twitter: https://bit.ly/BroCraftTwitter Facebook: https://bit.ly/BroCraftFacebook YouTube: https://bit.ly/BroCraftYouTube

brocraftlive.net