Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2162	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Skyblocks

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	523112	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3

A fun community oriented skyblock server. We’re a very laid back skyblock community with many fun enjoyable features on our server.

play.skyblocks.org

novel3rd

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

You automatically become a Member when you play 3 hours . You can use Guns, when you come to the Member.

In this server , it’s possible to use magic . But it is only the person who has a limited permission .

You have a chance to become witch .

novel3rd.blue

Elusive

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

A small little server, With a slow building community! Come join us for some fun PVP and interesting people.

elusive.factions.ws

LiLVille Minecraft Server

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

The LiLVille Minecraft Server is a multipurpose Server which allows you to play large varieties of Minecraft, anytime, anywhere.

We got started in 2013 and have continually grown to what we are today. Our two main types of gameplay are Survival and Creative with Hardcore and minigames to be added in the near future.

In Survival you can roam the lands and find a good spot you would like to build in.

In Creative we provide you with large plots which you can build anything you like in. You can build anything you like with the unlimited amount of items in your inventory.

Join our Server to find out more – play.lilvillemc.com

___________________________ You can follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook – search for LilVilleMC!

play.lilvillemc.com

Solarcraft

Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Solarcraft is the best casual survival server out there. We have features like Core Protect, Anti-Griefing tools, 24-7 activity, helpful staff members, a great handful of plugins like Sticknamer, Creeperheal, lockette, and Skript, a market for buying and selling items in-game, a ranking system where players can receive donor ranks as well as proving helpful and being promoted to staff, and we center our server around YOU!Any suggestions or feedback you give us are reviewed by the staff members to determine how to act on it. Our job at Solarcraft is to create the best Minecraft experience for you. Thats why we need you to help us! Join Solarcraft today!

mc-solarcraft.com

Arrow PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to Arrow PvP! Here are resons to join!! Your builds are protected. With a backup every 3 hours. If in the rare occasion that the world gets corrupt, we can back it up! LAG FREE! Every 5 hours the server restarts so the files and lag causing things will be stopped! Staff are always on! If in the event that there is someone breaking the rules, we will be there.

Trustworthy staff. Unlike other servers that have 30 owners and 90 admins, this one has trustworthy staff that wont put you through the drama of a greifing. MCMMO is on double experience We have set MCMMO to give you experience x2 as fast! That means you will be rinding in no time!

23.95.116.30

RebirthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	242	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3

RebirthCraft specializes in community driven, fun game modes that will for sure leave you wanting more! 1.8 – .1.12 SUPPORTED!

Towny • Custom Biomes • Custom Enchants • Balanced Economy • Amazing Community • McMMo • Free FLY

Skyblock • Ore Generator • Custom Islands • Challenges

play.rebirthcraft.net

VirexGames.Net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to VirexGames.net

We offer you a lobby system in the alpha version and a SkyPvP server with several Features that are extremely well adapted.

With us you will find: monsters, players, events, clan systems and much more…

If you have any further questions, please visit our Ts3 server: Ts.VirexGames.net.

We look forward to your visit,

Euer VirexGames-Team

virexgames.net

Velocity Network Economy Survival RP

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Velocity-Network is a modern city roleplay and economy server in Minecraft. The gameplay takes place in a massive world full of cities and towns that are built and operated by both the government and the players themselves. The server offers endless possibilities for whatever it is the player decides to pursue. It can be everything from getting a good job and renting a nice apartment to creating the largest corporations and building the highest skyscrapers the most luxurious mansions. In other words – the world is yours.

167.114.60.25

The Redstone Network

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

•IP: TheRedstoneNetwork.com•Website: http://www.theredstonenetwork.com•

The Redstone Network: Dutch server with skyblock, creative and survival. Join now!

theredstonenetwork.com:25604

ZebraFury

Factions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2584
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Magic Items Found:	1087	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

we are an all out faction server are staff are nice and fun come and join us when we open we are still working on the server when we open it we hope that you come and love the server and tell your friends about it and also are website is still in work so sign up and i will update you when we open the server to the public and we all hope you like and we are looking for staff right now so just go to are website and apply i will be making an application forum for everyone to use soon

ZebraFury.mcph.co

Flan-Z Reloaded

Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2983	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	784
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

FLAN-Z RELOADED —— A world awaits you full of misery, despair, hunger, depression, thirst, betrayal, and bloodshed. When one experiment was one too many, and changed the face of the planet forever. Zombies roams the lands tormenting the remaining survivors. Trust was a beautiful thing, but now trust seems to be a silly word. One can never watch his own back enough, for they will not know whether he will be stricken down by a survivor, or a zombie. Welcome…to Flan-Z Reloaded!

Whether you’re a minecraft veteran, or a new player to the game, you will find your place here.

play.flan-z.net

Mystic Empire

Factions, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Welcome to Mystic Empire! Mystic Empire is a new factions servers, which welcomes new members with joy. Everyone is welcome, and our goal is to make a nice, enjoyable community. We do events, we hire staff, and at the same time we have fun. Thank you and see you around!

198.154.109.118

Arandaria

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Arandaria has no protection outside spawn and greifing and raiding are allowed. This is a brand new server that has only been out for about a week in order to get things working right. Difficulty is set to hard and the world border is set to 150k with plans to be removed entirely.

In order to spice up Minecraft mcmmo and Vampires (massivecraft version) have been added. The combat abilities in mcmmo have been weaken by a significant amount (in most cases half the bonus damage) to adjust for balance.

All staff is extremely friendly and held accountable for what they do in a fair way. If you are treated unfairly by the staff it will be the staff not you who are punished. We also have several anti-cheat/xray plugins to help take care of hackers quickly and efficiently.

Rules: 1) No Hacking/Xraying 2) No Racism 3) Spamming 4) No posting inappropriate links in chat 5) Greifing IS allowed 6) Swearing IS allowed (within reason)

104.218.100.175

PokeClash Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

PokeBuilder (customize your Pokemon’s attributes) BackPacks (collect and store stuff on the move!) Always up to date! PokeParticles (gain items which hold auras, used to give Pokemon cool looking particles!) PokeHats/PokeSash (Look Stylish with both PokeHats and PokeSashes!) PokeHunt (use /hunt to check out which pokemon to catch and earn rewards!) PokeDex Completion Rewards (complete the pokdex and earn rewards every 10% completed!) Level System (earn EXP from doing various pixelmon related activities on the server. Each level gained rewards you with a key!) Newer Server! (that means a fresh start, and a chance to build a tight night community!) Global Trade Station (sell and buy pokemon to and from other players) DayCare (deposit Pokemon into the daycare just like in the games watch them gain levels and breed!) GYMS (ultra competitive gyms with a different tactical A.I to give you a challange!)

play.pokeclash.com