join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Love Letters Sent: 3 Animals Bred: 121

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

    AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

    Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

    FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

    Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchantments Applied: 55
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

    Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

    Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CringeCraft SMP

    CringeCraft SMP
    Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineCraftyLove

    MineCraftyLove
    Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Falling into the Void: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3510 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyGhanaianWarriors

    CraftyGhanaianWarriors
    come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Emeralds Found: 2435
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Eternity SMP

    Eternity SMP

    Welcome to Eternity SMP!

    Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

    – Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Astrify SMP

    Astrify SMP

    A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Star Shards Collected: 196
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mines Excavated: 2562
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

    Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server
    Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

    Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SisTallProbsMC

    SisTallProbsMC
    Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

    We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

    Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 330
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 160
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5423 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Star Shards Collected: 58
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Helosion

    Helosion

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Farms Harvested: 687 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 386
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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