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Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

Adrenaline, Anarchy, anarchy server, Brutal, Challenging, Chaos, competitive, Destruction, Griefing, Hardcore, INTENSE, LifeSteal, MAYHEM, PvP, Raiding, ruthless, savage, Survival, Thrill, UNFORGIVING

Yo, welcome to the official server of Mountains of Lava Inc., where we break blocks, hearts, and your will to live. This is an anarchy server, so if you’re here to build a masterpiece, good luck keeping it. Nothing’s safe—your base, your gear, your sanity. We love watching it all burn. Think you’re tough enough to survive in our playground of chaos? Come at us. Build all you want, but don’t cry when it’s rubble by morning. (hax are cool. If it doesn’t break server no1 curr)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Civilization RolePlay

Civilization, Civilization RolePlay, civilization server, Earth, earth exploration, economic dominance, Explore, ground floor, Minecraft, new, Players, Realistic, role-play, Roleplay, Server, server features, Survival, test, Towns, Towny

A new realistic civilization server! We are freshly started and looking for players to help test out our server and get involved in our Civilization Role Play! We have towns and a whole Earth to explore! More features are coming soon, get in on the ground floor and establish your economic dominance before others get the chance!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

No. 203534339 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Anonymous bring it back, Anonymous tag, bring it back, Bring it back tag, fashion, Memories, Minecraft, No. 203534339, Nostalgia, reappearance, REINSTATEMENT, reintroduction, Renewal, Retro, Revival, Server, Style, Throwback, trend, vintage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land dressed in a diamond-studded chicken suit. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be warned, one of those wishes might just turn your house into a giant block of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

brudar, Diskussion, Edition, forum, humor, jämföra, jämförelse, Minecraft, samhälle, skämt, skräp, skräptråd, skräpupplaga, smp, snopp, snoppar, svensk humor, svensk kultur, svenska brudar, svenska tjejer, svenskhet, sverige, trad, TrashySwede

In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Aetheria Cobblemon

Aetheria, anti-grief, Biomes, Cobblemon, Community, Double Shiny Odds, Economy, Global Trading System, Legendary Spawns, Minecraft, No Fall Damage, NPC Shopkeepers, Pokehunts, pokemon, Pokeriding, Shiny Particles, Special Pokemon, starter, Survival, Terralith, Unique, Vanilla

Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Anarchy mode, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Free Admin, Friends system, gold block, Grief, Leveling, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

anarchyfilled, Caves, Chaos, disguises, Haven, mMinecraft.org, REIGNS, Safe, Skyblock, Tekkit, Vanilla, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	mMinecraft.org
Address	https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
Features	Never reset Minimal to no anticheat Minimal to no rules Custom mobs Custom plugins Custom enchants Guns Optional protection blocks 2b2t fitmc Top balance and vote cash prize Free ranks Free 32k kits Vanilla Tekkit Disguises Skyblock Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it Many more

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any reset on the server?	No, the server never resets.
Are there any strict rules on the server?	Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
What are the available game modes?	The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
Can players use protection blocks?	Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
Are there any cash prizes available?	Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

87619938, BLOCK, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

ASKED, assumption, doubt, funny, humor, humorous guess, Improbable, lol, prediction, question.., sarcasm, speculation, uncertainty, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely outcome, unlikely question, unlikely scenario, unlikely situation, wild guess, Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, celebrity influence, Ethics, Fame, fashion trends, image, influence on youth, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Morals, Music (Industry), Music Lyrics, personal growth, pop stars, PopVsRapRoleModels, public perception, rap stars, RESPONSIBILITY, role models, smp, social media, societal impact, success, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Obsidian Addicts United

addicts, BIZARRE, compulsion, Curiosity, fascination, Fixation, habits, Mystery, Obsession, obsidian, odd, peculiar, people, perplexing, perplexing behavior, Psychology, puzzling, Quirk, strange behavior, Understanding, Unexplainable, United, UNUSUAL

Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6831	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31