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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Magic Items Found: 2553
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Love Letters Sent: 9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Towns Built: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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