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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 14 New Chunks Explored: 520251
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3995

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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