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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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