Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Crops Grown: 2478 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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