Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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