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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 202
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 55 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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