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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Enchantments Applied: 104 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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