Oasis Nexus SMP: Where vanilla beans aren’t just for ice cream!

amd ryzen, arent, Bases, Beans, BUILD, Cool, cream, DDR4, Discord, efficient, Farms, group, Ice, Ip:, Join, new world, Nexus, Oasis, Players, Semi Vanilla, Server, small group, smp, Specs, SSD, Starting, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Matt’s Minecraft Server!
Server Type	Whitelisted
Discord	Join the Discord
Server Specs	AMD RYZEN – 8cores DDR4- 32Gb 2tb SSD

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join our server, you must first join our Discord server and request to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

2. What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

We focus on building cool bases and creating efficient farms. It’s a collaborative and creative environment where players can work together to create amazing structures.

3. What are the server specifications?

Our server runs on an AMD Ryzen processor with 8 cores, 32GB of DDR4 RAM, and a 2TB SSD for fast and smooth gameplay.

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Currently, the server is whitelisted, so all players must go through the approval process on Discord before joining. However, you can invite your friends to apply for whitelisting as well.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server.

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	6478
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Potions Brewed:	156
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	95
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mines Excavated:	2224	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7842

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	254
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7023	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4411	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	113584
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!