| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 373 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7014 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 46 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
