NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

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IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

❓️ What do we have here?

Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

[пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

+18, 10k World border, age, Anti-grief measures, apply, content creators, Continues, Cosmetics, Custom armor statues, Epic, in-game cosmetics, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Minecraft, Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Pleasure, Saga, season 3, shopping district, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	162	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	796	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockBusterBlues

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Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MicroCraftMedicine

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LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9299	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Magic Items Found:	4444	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Potions Brewed:	85	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	7827
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

chief, clarification, denial, deputy, Good, health, international relations, iran, Iran news, Iranian military, Iranian politics, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Misinformation, missing, News, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Rumors, SECURITY, speculation

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!