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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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