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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Divine Spears Created: 25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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