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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 34
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dimension Hops: 4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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