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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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