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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 27
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Star Shards Collected: 268 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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