NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	887744	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

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haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyNorseWarfare

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4017
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1162
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DiamondsForDudes

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4432
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Emeralds Found:	7277	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9578	Farms Harvested:	911
Dimension Hops:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4