yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Emeralds Found: 2598
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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