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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Villages Defended: 8
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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