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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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