Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Farms Harvested: 268 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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