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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crops Grown: 5271 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Players Killed by Monsters: 5906 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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