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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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