Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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