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Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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