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Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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