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Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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