Nu Towny: Where Villagers are the real MVPs and Creepers are just misunderstood

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Server Name	Nu Towny
Server Type	Towny Survival
IP Address	104.36.20.170
Bedrock/Console Port	25565

Overview

Welcome to Nu Towny! Experience a brand new take on the classic Towny survival with a twist. In Nu Towny, we’ve taken the traditional Minecraft gameplay and enhanced it with unique features, custom plugins, and a player-driven economy.

Features

Towny: Start your own town or join an existing one
Economy: Balanced and player-driven economy
Dungeons: Custom arenas for testing your skills
Events: Regular community events, competitions, and giveaways
Custom Plugins: Enhance gameplay with unique plugins

FAQ

What is Nu Towny?

Nu Towny is a Minecraft server that offers a unique take on the classic Towny survival gameplay, with custom features and plugins.

How do I join Nu Towny?

You can join Nu Towny by using the IP address 104.36.20.170 and the Bedrock/Console port 25565.

What features does Nu Towny offer?

Nu Towny offers AdvancedEnchantments, Towny for creating or joining towns, a player-driven economy, custom dungeons, regular events, and custom plugins.

Can I start my own town in Nu Towny?

Yes, you can start your own town or join an existing one in Nu Towny. Build your dream home and create a thriving community with other players.

Are there regular events on Nu Towny?

Yes, Nu Towny hosts regular community events, competitions, and giveaways to keep the gameplay exciting for all players.

How can I enhance my gameplay on Nu Towny?

You can enhance your gameplay on Nu Towny with custom plugins, unique mobs, custom enchants, and more features that are exclusive to the server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2584
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty McCraftface

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchantments Applied:	59	Animals Bred:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

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Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Harem Adventures

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🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

> So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

> Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

> Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

> But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Stop Begging for Diamonds

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Join our server where the owner literally begs people to send her supas on her 3D avatar! She even released a song titled “I Beg You” – talk about dedication! Rumor has it she was cursed by a wizard to beg for supas or face eternal punishment in the Nether realm.

But fear not, for on this server, you will embark on quests to help lift the curse and earn riches beyond your wildest dreams! Build your own castle, tame a dragon, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of this wild adventure! Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the owner from her supa-begging fate!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

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Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!

So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty World Chaos

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨

On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦‍♂️

But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
New Chunks Explored:	770608	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to summon your favorite Fire Emblem Heroes characters and battle it out in epic events that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

But that’s not all! We have a special Event Calendar that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the game. And if you need some guidance, check out our Links and Guides section for all the tips and tricks you’ll ever need!

And get this – we even have a Summoning Cost Simulator that will let you test your luck without spending a single diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7203	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn through the Nether. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will explode in the faces of your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will log on to personally congratulate you for being the coolest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your lame parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6488	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!