| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4520 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 284 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!
So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?
So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.
So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.
don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
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| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7764 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!
But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.
Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 245 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 209 | Farms Harvested: | 953 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 3974 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5226 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.
If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?
So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!