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SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Votes:	8342
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	622
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Farms Harvested:	357	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9738	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Alien Abductions:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8733
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9686
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ores Mined:	6288

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Items Found:	3681	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	340

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Star Shards Collected:	208	Mines Excavated:	4327
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Players:	95/500	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7250	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6