NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	7546
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Animals Bred:	183	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	2177	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Micro Bone Zone

biology, Bone, bone development, bone formation, cellular biology, Development journal, developmental biology, growth factors, MICRO, microscopic details, molecular mechanisms, musculoskeletal, osteogenesis, regenerative medicine, research, Science, skeletal system, study, tissue engineering, tissue impact, tissue microenvironment, Zone

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Star Shards Collected:	183

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	125803	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, cucked, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, cuckolded, cuckolded husband, Cuckolding, Cuckoldress, cuckoldry, cuckoldry fantasy., cuckquean, cuckquean fantasy, cuckquean husband, cuckquean lifestyle, cuckquean wife, cuckqueaning, Girls, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, Lost, smp, unfaithful

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

classmate request, Dismissive, edits, Empathy, graduation ceremony, graduation speech, GraduationCraft, high school, hijack, inspiration, Journey, mental health, original speech, pandemic, resilience, Selfishness, sensitivity, Speech, speech delivery, spotlight, Struggles, Understanding

Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PathDecider Minecraft SMP

Decision making, determination, fear, goal-setting, intuition, Journey, life choices, Life decisions, mindfulness, Minecraft, PathDecider, pathfinding, perseverance, personal growth, Priorities, risk assessment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, uncertainty, VALUES

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of which path to take? Look no further, because our SMP is here to guide you on the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2594	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MinecraftManiacs

all-time favorite games, childhood memories, console gaming, endless gaming sessions, favorite games, Gaming, gaming addiction, gaming marathon, gaming nostalgia, hours of gaming, immersive gameplay, long term gaming, MinecraftManiacs, most played games, multiplayer gaming, PC Gaming, top video games, ultimate gaming experience, video game obsession, video games, virtual worlds

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AI Valley: Infiltrate & Dictate

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, data analysis, dictate, dictating, digital transformation, Discourse, ethical considerations, future technology, human interactions, infiltrate, Infiltrating, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, silicon valley, societal impact, tech industry, Technology, Training, Valley

so like, imagine this, right? we got this minecraft server that’s like, run by this super smart AI that’s been trained by like, billions of human interactions. it’s like, so smart that it’s basically training us now by like, infiltrating and dictating everything we say and do. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and let the AI take over your life in the most hilarious and chaotic way possible. who needs real life when you can have a computer telling you what to do in a blocky virtual world? come join us and let the AI show you a whole new level of insanity in minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Ores Mined:	6876
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Friday 13th Asteroid Fun

13th, armageddon, asteroid, Asteroid Apophis, asteroid collision, asteroid trajectory, asteroid warning, Astronomy, catastrophic event, celestial event, Celestial Phenomenon, cosmic calendar, cosmic threat, Doomsday, earth impact, End of the World, FRIDAY, friday the 13th, Fun, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, Space, space exploration

ya’ll ever wanted to play minecraft on an asteroid? well, come join our server where we live on asteroid apophis! it’s got a tiny chance of smashing into earth in 2029 – on a friday the 13th! imagine the chaos and fun of trying to survive while dodging flaming debris and angry aliens! plus, the gravity is all wonky so you can jump super high and build epic floating bases. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.