NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2646

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	461
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5247	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6905
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	328713
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	167	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Ores Mined:	6526	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Animals Bred:	144	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	6532	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	1679	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	9252
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7