NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16

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185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	2633	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	6666
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Buildings Constructed:	32

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	6739	Towns Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7