Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 5395 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Movie SMP for Truecels

    Movie SMP for Truecels
    Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Gladia Earth

    Gladia Earth

    Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FleshFactory

    FleshFactory

    Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Trump Costume Minecraft Server

    Trump Costume Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

    The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

    Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

    So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Farms Harvested: 268
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Animals Bred: 57

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Tycoons.GG

    Tycoons.GG

    Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LDOE RPG server Minecraft

    LDOE RPG server Minecraft

    The age-old balance between light and darkness has been disrupted. Dark creatures have begun to infiltrate our world, and only you, a hero with extraordinary strength, can restore balance. You have to find the keys to ancient temples and defeat the forces of darkness.

    Join and play with your friends.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server

    Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! Our server is so epic that even while you sleep, Russia will expand its borders! Imagine waking up to a whole new world map just because you logged onto our server. Who needs reality when you can join us and watch countries grow right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly mind-blowing. Join now and witness the magic of our server for yourself!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

    Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

    Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Bolt Network

    Bolt Network

    Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Mixtape Minecraft Server

    The Mixtape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Look no further than our server, where we have a collab of 8 guys and 3 girls that will leave you questioning their sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of trying to work together in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness will ensue next? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1871 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

    NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

    So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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