Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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