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DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7490
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	637
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9893	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
New Chunks Explored:	303771	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3753	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9868	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Potions Brewed:	76	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Emeralds Found:	715
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCringeLand

awkward encounters, awkward mistakes, awkward situations, blush-worthy incidents, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing slip-ups, funny stories, humiliating experiences, humiliating gaffes, mortifying incidents, public humiliation, public mishaps, red-faced moments, shameful actions, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6031	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6331	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cherrys Land

Adventure, BATTLING, building, Cherry’s Land server., Cherrys Land, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, Exploring, Fun, join us, Minecraft, one of a kind, part of the fun, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games, twists, Unique enchantments

Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Bryn Dresselhuys, BRYNS, Captivating, charming, chic, Elegant, fashion, Fashionable, Gorgeous, influencer, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, Popular, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, Style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchantments Applied:	289
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8603	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2