NoSexForSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

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Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

biggest lesson, Experience, growth mindset., learning, LessonsFromSMP, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life wisdom, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, self-reflection journey, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, Big dick boys, Chat, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, internet, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying forum, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Thread, sexual content, smp, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	1771
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Star Shards Collected:	95
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyConspiracies

Absurd, alternative facts, cloak-and-dagger, Conspiracy Theory, controversial beliefs, CraftyConspiracies, fringe ideas, government cover-up, hidden agenda., hidden realities, Hidden Truth, mysterious occurrences, outlandish claims, questionable narratives, secret belief, shadowy organizations, skeptical mindset, suspicious events, unconventional theories, underground knowledge, unexplained phenomena

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, custom fishing, custom leveling system, Friendly, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Land claiming, multiplayer, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, unicorns, Website, zombies

HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Potions Brewed:	188
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2946

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12