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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Villages Defended: 6
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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