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ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	209211
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	324	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	66

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2679
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Towns Built:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7881	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	80	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5