NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ores Mined:	3164

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyProposalPlan

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockBustersFamLove

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Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

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Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2382	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GFreeloaderCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoHabitChangeMC

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Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Animals Bred:	133
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	16