NoPhoneZoneSleepClub | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	227	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1445
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mines Excavated:	4863

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8927	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	154
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1367	Mines Excavated:	3928
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Potions Brewed:	60	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6