Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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